Why Don't You Have a Seat
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Characters in this story
- Lucoa
- Chris Hansen — "why don't you take a seat right over there?"
Story transcript
Chris Hansen: ...have a seat.
Lucoa: Thank you~! What a nice office!
Chris Hansen: It says here there's a... 'several century gap' in your employment history.
Lucoa: Oh, I was traveling! Saw the whole world get invented, actually.
Chris Hansen: You listed 'omniscience' under special skills. Care to explain that?
Lucoa: Mhm! I can perceive all planes of existence. Very useful for multitasking~
Chris Hansen: And you've been... 'watching over' a young boy. In his home. Explain.
Lucoa: I'm his familiar! It's a sacred bond~ I help with homework and everything!
Chris Hansen: Why don't you have a seat.
Lucoa: ...but I'm already sitting?
Lucoa: Cookie? I made them this morning~