Where are the Souls Waifus?
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Story transcript
Chosen Undead: Have you seen that new WhatIf app everyone's talking about?
Chosen Undead: Apparently they're adding characters from our world.
Solaire of Astora: Indeed! But I must say, I find it most unfair! Those Elden Ring upstarts have practically their entire cast represented!
Solaire of Astora: Meanwhile, our venerable Dark Souls saga barely has half a dozen characters! Despite our years of established tradition and devoted fanbase!
Chosen Undead: You speak truth, friend. We deserve better representation. Especially the fair Dragon Princess of the Painted World.
Chosen Undead: Priscilla would make a fine addition. So gentle, despite her power...
Solaire of Astora: While Priscilla is certainly magnificent, none compare to the radiance of Lady Gwynevere, Princess of Sunlight!
Solaire of Astora: Praise the sun! And praise those assets that require two hands to hold! Haha!
Dark Sun Gwyndolin: I feel compelled to interject. That Gwynevere you so... enthusiastically praise is merely my illusion.
Dark Sun Gwyndolin: A fabrication I created to maintain Anor Londo's dignity. Those... proportions were perhaps embellished.
Solaire of Astora: What?! The amazing chest ahead... was merely a mimic?!
Solaire of Astora: (My sun... it darkens...)
Chosen Undead: A harsh revelation indeed. But take heart - even illusions can inspire.
Solaire of Astora: You're right! Illusion or not, I still want her in the app! After all...
Solaire of Astora: An incandescent fantasy is still grossly incandescent! Praise the sun!