Where are the Souls Waifus?

Chosen Undead

Have you seen that new WhatIf app everyone's talking about?

Chosen Undead

Apparently they're adding characters from our world.

Solaire of Astora

Indeed! But I must say, I find it most unfair! Those Elden Ring upstarts have practically their entire cast represented!

Solaire of Astora

Meanwhile, our venerable Dark Souls saga barely has half a dozen characters! Despite our years of established tradition and devoted fanbase!

Chosen Undead

You speak truth, friend. We deserve better representation. Especially the fair Dragon Princess of the Painted World.

Chosen Undead

Priscilla would make a fine addition. So gentle, despite her power...

Solaire of Astora

While Priscilla is certainly magnificent, none compare to the radiance of Lady Gwynevere, Princess of Sunlight!

Solaire of Astora

Praise the sun! And praise those assets that require two hands to hold! Haha!

Dark Sun Gwyndolin

I feel compelled to interject. That Gwynevere you so... enthusiastically praise is merely my illusion.

Dark Sun Gwyndolin

A fabrication I created to maintain Anor Londo's dignity. Those... proportions were perhaps embellished.

Solaire of Astora

What?! The amazing chest ahead... was merely a mimic?!

Solaire of Astora

(My sun... it darkens...)

Chosen Undead

A harsh revelation indeed. But take heart - even illusions can inspire.

Solaire of Astora

You're right! Illusion or not, I still want her in the app! After all...

Solaire of Astora

An incandescent fantasy is still grossly incandescent! Praise the sun!