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When White Meets Blue: Cathedral Chaos

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FurinaFurinaSuisei HoshimachiSuisei HoshimachiFrierenFrierenAquaAqua
Aqua

Aqua

Well, well, the legendary mage herself. You know, you're the only one here who doesn't match our divine blue aesthetic.

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Characters in this story

  • Furina
  • Suisei Hoshimachi
  • Frieren — Frieren is an elf mage whose perception of time is the central axis of the entire narrative. Although she appears to be a teenager or young adult, she has lived for over a thousand years.
  • Aqua — Behold! A goddess so useless and troublesome that she only brings huge alcohol debts to her unfortunate party to deal with.
Story transcript

Aqua: Well, well, the legendary mage herself. You know, you're the only one here who doesn't match our divine blue aesthetic.

Furina: Indeed! The God of Justice demands chromatic harmony! Your white-and-green ensemble clashes with our hydro palette!

Suisei: Maybe we should dunk her in holy water until she turns blue? Wouldn't take long with all that blue dye we have!

Suisei: Or maybe we just dunk her for fun? What do you think, Furina?

Frieren: (These mortals dare mock my fashion sense? Even Himmel wouldn't joke about my attire...)

Frieren: Very well. If color coordination matters so much...

Frieren: Let's see how blue you look after a taste of my magic!

Aqua: (She's actually summoning water magic? But I'm the goddess of water!)

Frieren: (Let's see who laughs last when I turn their precious blue into matching my emerald ensemble!)

Furina: Wait! You can't just—! This is sacred ground!