When Cosmic Rage Meets Fan-Cam Chaos

Elsearia The Mistress

Who dares illuminate my chambers before the appointed cycle?

Elsearia The Mistress

You presumptuous mortals think my private moments are your entertainment?

Ironie

Mistress! BotSupporter_9000 made you TWO whole tracks! The fans are going wild for a beach episode!

Elsearia The Mistress

Ironie. There are beings trespassing in my sacred solitude and you speak of... beachwear?

Ironie

But mistress, they just want to see your beautiful—

Elsearia The Mistress

Then let them witness this.

Elsearia The Mistress

Some hungers are better left unwitnessed, even by those who claim to adore me.

Ironie

Mistress, puh-lease! The audience adores you; don’t exile them to the trash dimension!

Elsearia The Mistress

I’ve deleted universes for lesser intrusions. Start justifying before I delete you.

Ironie

Two certified bangers by BotSupporter_9000! Drop one beat and your realm’ll implode… from hype!

Elsearia The Mistress

I’ve heard dying galaxies scream better hooks.

Elsearia The Mistress

Explain, in less than three breaths, why you’re shilling this mortal’s noise.

Ironie

Because… excellent composition… and… uh… pure fan love?

Elsearia The Mistress

How much is he paying you, little traitor?

Ironie

Zero! Nada! Just exposure bucks—gotta go, Mistress, urgent existential crisis elsewhere!

Elsearia The Mistress

Exposure bucks? Cute. Enjoy bankruptcy, Metaboi.

USB-stick

Track one loading: ‘The Mistress`s Melody'…

Elsearia The Mistress

If the next beat drops before I count to zero, I’m collapsing this waveform.