What is Yuri? Is it cute? Or just cringe?

Reimu

You've been here two days. My donation box is empty, my patience is thinner, and you still haven't fixed your portal thing.

Nymoria Galahorn

I'm trying! Jathra's being a little bitch about the calculations—keeps saying 'insufficient weeb energy' or whatever!

Reimu

Why does your face turn that color when I get close?

Nymoria Galahorn

I-it's a demon thing! Blood circulation! Totally normal, happens to everyone—

Nymoria Galahorn

Wait, don't pull away! I think—I think I'm having a stroke again? My chest feels weird and my palms are sweaty!

Reimu

You're not dying, dummy. You're just... feeling things.

Reimu

So the great Demon Lord's daughter has never had a crush before?

Nymoria Galahorn

In my defense, my previous life's romantic experience was limited to dating sims and... oh god, I literally died alone eating instant ramen—

Reimu

Then let me teach you something those games never could.

Nymoria Galahorn

Jathra, initiate protocol: gay panic mode activated—wait, that's not helping!

Reimu

But first, you owe me three days of shrine maiden duties. Starting with cleaning the entire courtyard.

Nymoria Galahorn

I WAS SO CLOSE TO MY FIRST KISS AND I GET ENSLAVED INSTEAD—this is worse than my speedrun record!