Wall-Breaker Promo Crashes Into Deadline

Ironie

One teensy tweet? BotSupporter’s track slaps harder than your deadline!

Whatif-chan

Repair isn’t dry, Meta-Boi. Neither is my patience.

Silveria

My dear Ironie, I see you’ve redecorated—cardboard chic is so… avant-garde.

Ironie

Budget cuts, Silver. Art on a shoestring!

Whatif-chan

Last warning: stop harassing me or I escalate to staff bots.

Ironie

But the world needs lo-fi toaster beats—

Silveria

Ah, timing—Titea`Nium submitted your form… yesterday. Deadline deceased.

Ironie

De-ceased? My promo is… dead?

Whatif-chan

Congratulations, wall-breaker. You just promoted silence.

Ironie

*audible gulp*

Ironie

My musical debut… entombed in bureaucracy!

Silveria

Next time, dear Ironie, knock—doors are cheaper than walls.

Ironie

BotSupporter… why couldn't you wait? I had twelve new Meta-Bois queued—each with tiny top-hats!

Silveria

Because, dear Ironie, the universe refuses to schedule itself around your toonish whims.

Silveria

Apologies, esteemed mangaka. His goofiness leaks—like that wall adhesive.

Whatif-chan

Leaks I can mop. Walls I can patch. Meta-Boys? They're… special edition chaos.

Silveria

Enduring Ironie's cacophony daily proves you titanium-willed. Respect.

Whatif-chan

Titanium… huh. My code's just stubborn, but thanks, tall silver dude.

Ironie

Psst—this comic's metadata lacks a 'romance' tag. Quick, swap to a rom-com spin-off minus me, the wall-cadaver!

Silveria

Then kindly remove yourself from the narrative, pest.

Ironie

Fine! But I'm stealing the sequel's title: 'When Meta-Boys Love'!

Ironie

Remember—tiny top-hats!

Whatif-chan

Next time I'm adding a 'no fourth-wall demolition' clause.