Waguri’s Love Advice
Create your own story with WhatIf!
Create your own story with WhatIf!
Kaoruko Waguri
Rintaro's shortcake is still the best—he always saves me the last slice.
Taiga
You're here every day; he's basically bribing you to date him.
Tomoko
Documenting the enemy's tactics… thigh angle optimal for blackmail…
Tomoko
HOW? You're tiny, eat like a boar, and still landed a boyfriend! Spill the dark arts!
Kaoruko Waguri
I just… asked if he liked sweet things.
Urabe
Proximity and pavlovian dessert association. Classic.
Taiga
Maybe ditch the candid panty shots before asking for love advice, pervert.
Tomoko
It's RESEARCH! You can't spell 'romance' without 'mance'—which sounds like 'pantsu' if you squint…
Urabe
Bonds can begin with bodily fluids. Want a sample?
Kaoruko Waguri
I-I'm loyal to Rintaro's sweets! Not… whatever that is!
Tomoko
I'm doomed to die alone under vending machines…
Taiga
Try asking a guy out instead of stalking him. Revolutionary, I know.
Kaoruko Waguri
Cake? Nothing wins hearts like sugar—except maybe not filming their underwear.
Tomoko
New plan: I'll open a cake stand… lace everything with protein powder… boys will flock and flex… love inevitable!
Urabe
Bring syrup. Drool pairs well with desperation.