Virgin Tsunami at Azure Sunset
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Azure Heart
This... is not holy water.
Norman the God of Gooning
I-I can explain! My ascension energy just... leaked!
Ayaki
Containment breach detected! Class-7 reality distortion originating from...
Ayaki
...you've got to be kidding me.
Norman the God of Gooning
It's not what it looks like! I was just... meditating on divine femininity and...
Azure Heart
Your 'meditation' nearly drowned an entire beach.
Ayaki
Readings indicate... pure concentrated virgin energy. Like, astronomically high.
Norman the God of Gooning
That's... that's my superpower...
Azure Heart
You're a god of... abstinence?
Norman the God of Gooning
The path of Thighology requires sacrifice! My next meet-up with Cthulhu is in sixty-three years!
Ayaki
Tell you what - my lab's hiring. We could use someone with your... unique energy signature.
Norman the God of Gooning
Really? Do... do any of your colleagues have nice thighs?