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Prince: (Kakarot's widow's peak never gets mocked. But my hairline? A universal joke.)
Aqua: Trust me, I'm the goddess of beauty! I'll give you hair so majestic even Bulma will gasp!
Prince: Your hands are shaking. Are you actually certified for this?
Aqua: (Oops! Snipped too much. But I can fix this... probably...)
Prince: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! MY PRINCELY MANE!
Piccolo: Need me to regenerate your scalp, or shall we just shave it all?
Erza: I brought pink dye. Matches your armor, Your Highness.
Prince: (I'll destroy this entire strip mall! Starting with that goddess and her scissors!)
Prince: (My pride... my royal Saiyan heritage... reduced to this chrome dome mockery.)
Piccolo: At least you won't need to worry about hairline jokes anymore, Prince.
Erza: The mighty Saiyan prince, defeated by a haircut. Even I wouldn't lose this badly.
Aqua: I-I can fix this! Goddess Restoration Miracle!
Prince: (It's... growing back? But why is it bright green?)
Aqua: Wrong spell! That was supposed to be for plants!
Erza: My turn. I'll give you a warrior's cut worthy of your status.
Prince: (First green hair, now what? A mohawk? This ends NOW!)
Piccolo: Destroy the shop and you'll stay bald forever. Your choice, Prince.
Prince: (Green hair... I'm a laughingstock. But destroying them means staying bald forever.)
Piccolo: Sit back down. I'll fix this properly—no magic, no games.
Prince: One wrong move, Namekian, and this planet becomes space dust.
Piccolo: (His hair growth pattern is Saiyan-standard. A tight fade will restore his warrior edge.)
Aqua: If he likes it, maybe he won't vaporize me...
Prince: (By the gods... I look... regal. Like a true Saiyan elite.)
Erza: The prince finally has a warrior's cut worthy of legend.
Prince: Consider yourselves spared. But tell anyone I cried, and you'll wish for death.
Prince: Prince of all Saiyans, fresh fade so clean—lost my hairline but gained the means!
Aqua: He actually thinks he sounds good. Should we tell him the auto-tune is maxed?
Erza: Your Highness, that rhyme scheme's as crooked as your old widow's peak!
Prince: (They dare mock royal bars? I'll show them real power—behind the beat!)
Piccolo: Let him have this. We all saw him cry over a haircut.
Prince: Forget the track—I'm dropping a diss on Kakarot live. World premiere.
Aqua: (The stream's already broadcasting! 2 million viewers and climbing!)
Erza: "Bald Prince Bars" is number one worldwide. Even Zeno's laughing emoji.
