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Prince: Kakarot's diss track about my hair? I'll show him real bars.
Goku: Can't read the lyrics? No problem, I'll freestyle about Vegeta's receding hairline.
Prince: Your son learned to read before you did, clown!
Prince: At least I raise my kids instead of dying every other Tuesday!
Goku: (Vegeta's face is turning as red as his old armor.)
Piccolo: While those two destroy each other's egos, I'm perfecting the art of Namekian hair styling.
Erza: Piccolo, maybe you should give Vegeta a new fade to match his bruised pride.
Prince: (My hair... they're both mocking my hair in front of the entire studio!)
Prince: (The beat drops and every Saiyan instinct screams to crush Kakarot's smug face... but this is rap, not war.)
Goku: Vegeta's barber must be blind, Boy is still a prince in his own mind, He still thinks he'll be king with luck, look around no one gives a fuck.
Prince: You abandoned Gohan for years, deadbeat—can't even read to him at night!
Prince: Prince of clowns, your crown's a joke—your kid respects me more! He called me daddy as we trained to our core
Goku: The fuck you mean Gohan called you daddy? Hell nah we gotta run the ones.
Piccolo: While these monkeys swing egos, I'm the stylist—snipping their pride strand by strand.
Erza: Piccolo, pass the clippers—Vegeta's fade needs a surrender flag.
Prince: Hold my phone green man. I'll send this clown packing.
Goku: I'm going to enjoy this.
Prince: (My ribs... he actually broke them over a diss track...)
Goku: Told you... shouldn't have brought up my boy.
Erza: (This isn't rap anymore... Goku's actually going to kill him...)
Piccolo: Enough. This studio's about to become a crime scene.
Prince: Not... over... Kakarot...
Prince: I'm the prince....
Goku: (His aura's flickering... if I hit him again, he might not get up... but he insulted Gohan...)
Erza: Piccolo. We stop this now, or we explain to Bulma why her husband's a corpse.
Piccolo: Vegeta. Your pride's worth your life? Because in thirty seconds, it'll be too late to choose.
Prince: Worth it... showed everyone... prince doesn't back down... from anything...
Goku: And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you don't mess with Earth's greatest rapper!
Prince: (The prince... silenced by a clown...)
Piccolo: Goku. Walk away. You've made your point with your fists.
Goku: Just teaching royalty about real power. Maybe next time he'll respect me.
Erza: Touch him again, and you'll answer to Titania's blade. Even you can't outrun requip magic.
Piccolo: Goku... your hands are shaking. That wasn't just a rap battle you won tonight.
Piccolo: (Those eyes... I've seen this before. The beast within is stirring.)
Goku: (What... what did I almost do? I wasn't holding back... I wanted to...)
Erza: Piccolo, get him out of here. Before the real monster shows up.
Erza: (His ki... it's becoming unstable. This night isn't over.)
