Vegeta Trains the Marshmallow Princess

Orihime

So, um, Prince Vegeta… Rukia said I'm a human marshmallow… could you maybe help me get… less squishy? I don't want Ichigo to leave me.

Prince

Pathetic. One hundred push-ups. Now. No tears, no breaks, no cookies neither!!!

Orihime

O-okay!

Prince

Faster, Earth-woman! My GRAVITY chamber starts at 400G. You call this effort?!

Orihime

I— I think my lungs forgot how lungs work—

Orihime

I'm sorry… I'm can't get up...

Prince

Tch. Damn it all. Look, I'm sorry for pushing you ok. You're so damn bubbly like that clown. I forgot you're not Kakarot.

Prince

Look, here's an ice cream cone. Just don't tell Bulma I worked you too hard.

Orihime

Oh Vegeta...

Prince

I can't have you failing me. We're flying to South City General. Their surgical wing can vaporize fat cells in under five minutes. Tell no one.

Orihime

Thank you, sensei! I won't say a word. I'm ready to go now.

Prince

Use the bathroom first. If you puke on me mid flight, then I'll personally escort you to soul society.