Vampire Squid’s Wild West Giftmas

Callie

Fangs, that's not how you tie a bow!

fangs

It's how I tie a throat.

Marie

City squid, quit hugging the spines. It won't bite... unlike her.

Agent 8

Everything here bites!

fangs

Done. Package ready to bleed.

Callie

It's supposed to say 'Happy Holidays,' not 'You're Next.'

Marie

Relax. Out here, a gift that fights back is just tradition.

Agent 8

tradition has too many teeth...

fangs

Deliver this to your fans. Let's see who unwraps it after midnight.

Callie

You're literally the Ghost of Giftmas Chaos.