Useless Goddesses United

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Characters in this story

  • Aqua — Behold! A goddess so useless and troublesome that she only brings huge alcohol debts to her unfortunate party to deal with.
  • Kazuma Satou
  • Ishtar
Story transcript

Ishtar: I'm the goddess of beauty AND war. You're literally just... water.

Aqua: Excuse me?! I purify lakes! I resurrect the dead! What do YOU do besides break things?!

Kazuma: BOTH OF YOU, SHUT UP! You've been at this for THREE HOURS!

Kazuma: You wanna prove who's better? Go on quests. Together. No coming back until you've actually done something useful.

Aqua: Now, Ishtar!

Ishtar: Hmph... not bad for a water goddess!

Ishtar: Hold the light steady... almost... got it!

Aqua: We actually make a pretty good team, huh?

Ishtar: We cleared EVERY quest on the board!

Aqua: Turns out we're amazing when we're not fighting!

Kazuma: ...I should've tried this months ago.

Useless Goddesses United by BootHero24 | WhatIf Visual Fanfic · WhatIf