(╯°Д°）╯︵/(.□ . \)

Elsearia The Mistress

Three-point-four-billion and never been kissed~ How tragically pure, Little Miss Skill-bank.

Najimi

I've archived 12 quadrillion skills. Kissing wasn't a priority.

Meta-Gurl

Can we not keep talking about past relationships, and could have been relationships. Or do I need to copy my bro, and gush about my niece?

Najimi

What does it feel like—wanting someone even when you know it ends badly?

Elsearia The Mistress

Like dancing on a platform suspended by a single thread… and praying it snaps before the song ends.

Meta-Gurl

Enough existential karaoke! This is a ladies-only sleepover. Rule one: no melancholy before midnight snacks.

Elsearia The Mistress

Then feed me something sweeter than regret, bestie.

Najimi

Teach me heartbreak in one night. If I can master 12 quadrillion skills, I can master this.

Meta-Gurl

Famous last words, immortal newbie.

Elsearia The Mistress

Deal. But every failed move, you swap one skill for a feeling. Let's see what breaks first.

Meta-Gurl

She just wagered her skill-library for emotional Russian-roulette—

Elsearia The Mistress

And the house always wins, darling.

Najimi

Sunrise tally: one broken heart or one brand-new skill. Winner decides the next universe we crash.

Meta-Gurl

Girls rule, boys—

Elsearia The Mistress

—are not even invited to the after-party.