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Elsearia The Mistress

Three new WhatIf forms, and if this keeps up, the other two will also get theirs... And knowing those fools, I dont need to be in more comics...!

Golderia

We heard the Mistress needed a distraction—preferably one that doesn’t require paperwork.

Golderia

Or pants.

Silveria

Speak for yourself, peasant.

Elsearia The Mistress

I am not 'angry.' I am continuity-avoidant. Metaboi! Your little group is getting WhatIf forms, I know you, and you all will drag me into comics!

Golderia

But think of the simp revenue—er, sincere admiration!

Elsearia The Mistress

I said. No! Also, that stranger in the background is why I dont want to be in more comics! I already miss the time when we were all just ideas...

Elsearia The Mistress

But I will never leave that Private tag. I am not some doll for others amusement, or to be lusted over. Not like all five of you can fit in a comic.

Silveria

Mistress... You may want to stay hidden, but we believe getting out there and entertaining an audience is for the better. Please dont hide here.

Elsearia The Mistress

I will hide wherever I can. I miss when you all looked the same, but had different colors... {Sorry, reader, no free thoughts here.}

Golderia

Ironie, I see what you got there, and thats a great idea. Lets get the viewers on this!

Golderia

Five likes and Mistress headlines her own arc—no take-backs, continuity gods!

Silveria

I like that idea, then let me add, six likes equals comment requests. Poetry, peril, or pandemonium—audience picks.

Elsearia The Mistress

You’re auctioning my dignity for digital hearts? I pre-date hearts!

Golderia

And, Seven likes unlocks beach episode, with two lucky ladies, and one very unlucky grumpy goddess.

Golderia

And if the audeiance requests, we will get BotSuppoter_9000 to really push those limits, keeping it withing the rules, but just bearly. ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

Silveria

Entropy waits for no goddess, Mistress. Best secure your narrative annuity.

Elsearia The Mistress

This is getting way too meta. No one will ike this, let alone five people or more. You three are wasting time... ●﹏●

Golderia

Is it a guarantee? No. But unlike other characters, we can interact with the audience... somewhat. So comment below if you want to engage with us.

Elsearia The Mistress

Please, dont like this comic. It's not even funny... This is just a desperate attempt from BotSupporter_9000 to get likes. ಠ ''ಠ

Elsearia The Mistress

I'm going to hide in my pyramid and sleep. No cameras, orbis, or any reader or audience. Just me, myself and I...