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Story transcript
Konata: (Perfect timing... While everyone thinks I'm just reading manga, I'm actually gathering intel on everyone's quirks.)
Soundwave: Today we have a special announcement. The cultural festival requires each class to perform something unique.
Froppy: Ribbit! Our class could do a hero training demonstration!
Sonic: A demonstration? How about a ninja skills showcase instead? I'll prove I'm the fastest in this school.
Konata: Wait wait wait! What if we combine everything into an anime convention battle royale? Cosplay plus powers plus ninja skills!
Soundwave: Interesting proposals. But I've already submitted our class entry... as a maid café staffed entirely by the boys.
Sonic: (M-maid café? Me in a maid outfit? This is worse than any battle...)
Konata: This is going to be the best cultural festival ever. I need photographic evidence of Sonic in a maid dress!
Froppy: Ribbit! No unauthorized photos during class time!
Konata: My phone! That has six years of blackmail material!
Soundwave: (The device is reading the phone's data stream... this is unexpected.)
Soundwave: System analyzing... audio file detected. Playing... "kero-chan remix"?
Sonic: Turn it off! This is psychological warfare!
Konata: (The phone's still recording... and now I have footage of Sonic's reaction to the frog remix!)
Soundwave: Interesting. The audio file is broadcasting to the entire school's PA system.
Froppy: (The whole school is hearing my voice saying "ribbit" on loop...)
Froppy: Ribbit-test, ribbit-test! The whole school needs to hear this!
Konata: (Froggy Takeover LIVE? My stream's already got 2,000 viewers?!)
Soundwave: System error... frog.exe has... ribbit... taken control...
Sonic: (Why... is... each... hop... taking... forever...)
Froppy: Join the rhythm! Feel the pond! Ribbit with me!
Konata: (50,000 viewers and climbing! The principal just donated $500 to keep it going!)
Soundwave: The frog frequency... it's opening a portal... in the floor... ribbit...
Sonic: (Is that... a giant frog... with Sonic's headband...?)
Froppy: Ribbit?! My tongue... it's moving on its own!
Konata: (This is legendary! A giant frog cosplaying as Sonic? The internet will explode!)
Sonic: (The headband... it's being absorbed... into the frog's forehead...)
Soundwave: The audio frequency is creating a resonance cascade... we're losing control of reality!
Froppy: Feel the rhythm! Ribbit! The Naruto run theme in F-sharp!
Konata: Attention viewers! Every ribbit now translates to an otaku trivia question! First prize: a date with frog-Sonic!
Sonic: (My ninja reputation... reduced to a game show prize...)
Soundwave: Fascinating. The portal is stabilizing... into a permanent dimensional rift shaped like a frog's eye.