Unlucky Kazuma’s Explosive Valentine’s Reversal

Kazuma

Tch... Valentine's Day. Nothing but overpriced obligation chocolate and pity gifts.

Hakufu

Kazuma! I made you chocolate shaped like my fist! 'Cause you punch through my heart!

Kazuma

Wait, why are you three even here? Did Aqua put you up to some prank?

Ryuubi

N-no! I... I wanted to give you this. It's not obligation chocolate, I promise.

Naga

OH-HO-HO-HO! The great Kazuma, drowning in feminine attention! How delightfully awkward!

Kazuma

Where did you even come from?! And stop with that laugh—it's giving me flashbacks to Darkness!

Hakufu

I worked really hard! Even though I ate three batches!

Ryuubi

I... I admire how you always protect everyone, even when you complain.

Naga

Mine's cursed, of course. But only with good fortune! Probably.

Kazuma

I... didn't expect this. My school's Valentine's Day was always just getting laughed at for not getting anything.

Ryuubi

Those people didn't see your worth. We do.

Kazuma

Oh CRAP! If Megumin finds out I got Valentine's chocolate from other girls, she'll Explosion my face off!

Naga

OH-HO-HO—The harem protagonist's greatest enemy isn't demons, it's his own party members!

Hakufu

But... but you haven't even tasted my fist-chocolate yet...