Unlucky Kazuma’s Explosive Valentine’s Reversal
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Story transcript
Kazuma: Tch... Valentine's Day. Nothing but overpriced obligation chocolate and pity gifts.
Hakufu: Kazuma! I made you chocolate shaped like my fist! 'Cause you punch through my heart!
Kazuma: Wait, why are you three even here? Did Aqua put you up to some prank?
Ryuubi: N-no! I... I wanted to give you this. It's not obligation chocolate, I promise.
Naga: OH-HO-HO-HO! The great Kazuma, drowning in feminine attention! How delightfully awkward!
Kazuma: Where did you even come from?! And stop with that laugh—it's giving me flashbacks to Darkness!
Hakufu: I worked really hard! Even though I ate three batches!
Ryuubi: I... I admire how you always protect everyone, even when you complain.
Naga: Mine's cursed, of course. But only with good fortune! Probably.
Kazuma: I... didn't expect this. My school's Valentine's Day was always just getting laughed at for not getting anything.
Ryuubi: Those people didn't see your worth. We do.
Kazuma: Oh CRAP! If Megumin finds out I got Valentine's chocolate from other girls, she'll Explosion my face off!
Naga: OH-HO-HO—The harem protagonist's greatest enemy isn't demons, it's his own party members!
Hakufu: But... but you haven't even tasted my fist-chocolate yet...