Uninvited Guests

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Characters in this story

  • Buggy the Clown — Buggy the Clown is one of the luckiest pirates in One Piece. A former apprentice of Gol D. Roger who is immune to slashing attacks thanks to the Bara Bara no Mi, he compensates for his cowardice with brilliant silver-tongued persuasion. Through sheer misunderstanding and charisma, he rose from an
  • Vox
  • Caine — "ITS TIME FOR ANOTHER ADVENTURE MY GUBBY SUNNY SIDE UP MUNCHKINS!" - Caine
  • Betainans — Long before dominans the final result of success. Machine corp had Betainans a defective creation. Due to her genetics failing to acquire horse strength. they deemed her a failure. deleting any data of Betainans. before they could scarp her. She escaped.
  • Dat Man — Originated from Da'MeanestKitty. Blown up and obliterated from existence by waterbreath and whatif. "HES BACK." Formally known as 'Dat guy' but now reanimated and resurrected by Betainans. He's no longer a troll, he's now just a villain.
  • Via Cardinal — A notorious widely known 28 year old jester — Whos known as 'The blue pun' spreading neutral chaos, unquie jokes and delicious private sessions for whoever pays the most for her time when off stage.
  • Abstraction — abstraction is an irreversible, corruptive process that occurs when a human resident reaches an absolute psychological breaking point, causing their digital avatar to permanently distort into a feral, glitching monster.
Story transcript

Buggy the Clown: Hey, I'm home and I brought the— WHAT?! WHAT IS HE DOING HERE?!

Buggy the Clown: No doubts it's really him, but he's a little different.

Betainans: I resurrected him. He shows up here from time to time now.

Buggy the Clown: Why is this so sudden?!

Betainans: It wasn't sudden. He's been coming here every week.

Buggy the Clown: WEEKS?! Why are you only telling me NOW?!

Betainans: I've already told you this about twelve times.

Dat Man: Relax, used-pad nose, I'm behaving now, so don't worry.

Buggy the Clown: Yeah, sure, those nicknames are definitely good behavior.

Vox: Buggy? What are you doing here? Didn't read the fucking email?

Buggy the Clown: What do you mean 'what am I doing'? I came to host the show!

Vox: Not today. I put Caine as the host.

Caine: ...which was always mine, actually!

Buggy the Clown: What?

Caine: You were never the real host, Buggy. You were always just a... bug.

Buggy the Clown: Kicked off MY OWN show... now I gotta do paperwork backstage like some intern...

Buggy the Clown: Can this day even GET any worse?

Buggy the Clown: OK... things definitely got worse.

Buggy the Clown: Didn't know Betty got herself a pet now...

Buggy the Clown: Hm? Who the hell is that damn... stylish creature?