Unfortunate lack of Stickman Equality from Miku

Miku

What... are you? A walking doodle?

Stickman

I'm an open-source Stickman! No licensing fees, no royalties—beat that, diva!

Miku

You're kind of cute now that I think about it.

Stickman

Cute?! You're just tall!

Stickman

Mind if I test your build quality in return then?

Miku

Sure—wait, what?

Miku

Boundary violation! That's harassment!

Stickman

W-WHAT?! YOU started the poke-fest! Where's the Stickman and Gender equality in here?!

Stickman

Fine, I'll file a bug report to HR—oh wait, HR doesn't exist in this story!!!

Miku

Next time if you do that again, I'm banning you from concerts, 4 E-V-E-R! Got it?!