Two Professional Racists
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Story transcript
Momoi: Formula One is clearly superior! Look at the precision engineering!
Momoi: The aerodynamics alone make NASCAR look like go-karts!
Neco-Arc: Buru buru~ F1 is just fancy cars going in circles too scared to touch each other!
Neco-Arc: Real racing is NASCAR! Bumping, drafting, EXCITEMENT!
Momoi: NASCAR is just turning left for hours! F1 has complex tracks with right AND left turns!
Momoi: And our pit stops take seconds, not MINUTES!
Neco-Arc: NASCAR has TEAM SPIRIT! AMERICAN POWER! Vroom vroom crash bang!
Neco-Arc: F1 drivers drink champagne, NASCAR drivers drink VICTORY MILK!
Momoi: That's the Indy 500, not NASCAR! See? You don't even know racing facts!
Neco-Arc: Nani?! It's not the same thing?! All American racing blur together for Neco-Arc...
Momoi: Wait, what are we watching now?
Neco-Arc: Ooh! It's children's cartoon 'Racing Friends'! This is REAL racing! Both F1 and NASCAR are boring compared to this!
Neco-Arc: Look! The car goes BEEP BEEP and has a FACE!