Two Ex-Heroes Clock Out Forever
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Ichigo
So my old man forgot to mention he was a Soul Reaper for, what, fifteen years? Real stand-up parenting.
Yusuke Urameshi
Big deal. My great-granddad was a full-blown demon. Family reunions were basically UFC with horns.
Ichigo
Explains the forehead ridges.
Yusuke Urameshi
Funny thing? Used to think beating up thugs was the peak. Turns out saving two worlds is just… Tuesday.
Ichigo
Yeah, well, Tuesday's over. You finally gonna light that thing or just torment the wind?
Yusuke Urameshi
Nah. Promised Keiko I'd pretend to be a role model—one minute at a time.
Ichigo
Half-Quincy, part-Shinigami, full-time babysitter… and still got to live at home.
Yusuke Urameshi
Hey, Spirit World! Soul Society! We're clocking out—don't call us, we'll call you!
Ichigo
Great. Retirement announcement delivered via rooftop scream. Very mature.