Twin-Tails, Texts & Tiny Fish in Palawan

Teto

Hold still, little shrimp—this is for the greater good of breakfast!

Neru

If you drop that thing on my sandals, I’m feeding you to whatever’s down there.

Miku

I felt a tug—Neru, record this! I’m about to land a legend!

Neru

Relax, diva. That was just the current saying hi.

Teto

First catch of the day! I name him Senpai!

Neru

My phone—!

Miku

Saved your digital life. Payment: one duet later?

Neru

Tch… fine, but only if that fish actually sings backup.

Teto

He says he only harmonizes for shrimp royalties. Pay up, Neru~

Neru

I’m surrounded by extortionists.