Twin Tails & Lava Fails
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Nymoria Galahorn
Lobby's up! Three-player squad, fantasy royale, hard-core permadeath—no rage-quitting, big bro.
Aizgarga Galahorn
I do not rage. I execute calculated retreats.
Viacola
Retreat… into lava, darling. Very calculated.
Aizgarga Galahorn
This hit-box is clearly biased against plate armor.
Nymoria Galahorn
Bias? You walked straight into the pool, Mr. Future King.
Viacola
Oops, looks like the server prefers queens.
Nymoria Galahorn
Stop simp-bombing the code, Vi! The instance is—
Aizgarga Galahorn
Glitching. Like my dignity.
Nymoria Galahorn
Twenty hours of debugging… gone… my KD ratio…
Aizgarga Galahorn
At least the lava ended my suffering.
Viacola
Cheer up, kids. In the underworld, defeat just means better wine.
Aizgarga Galahorn
Next time, little twin, I pick the map.
Nymoria Galahorn
Deal… but you still have to dodge-roll, bro.