Twelve-Buck Blackout Scheme

bluey

Guys, theyre gonna cut the power tomorrow—unless we pay… twelve bucks.

caycay

Rich coming from the beanie who bought six-dollar oat-milk yesterday.

ducky

My life savings is literally lint.

mush

Found a quarter! …under a fungal colony.

bluey

Great, were eleven-seventy-five and a possible infection away from lights.

caycay

What if we sell the electricity itself? We just unplug everything, charge the neighbors for eco-friendly outage experience.

ducky

Plot twist: we forget to tell them its accidental.

bluey

Fine, but if we end up in the dark anyway, Im charging rent for candlelight ambience.