Tsukasa’s Panic-Powered Victory Lap

Konata

Ready to lose to the queen of cyber-racing?

Kagami

Some of us actually studied the manual instead of playing racing games.

Tsukasa

W-why does my bike have a turbo button...?

Miyuki

According to my calculations, the optimal trajectory involves—

Konata

Miyuki's running cheat codes! Not fair!

Tsukasa

KYAAAA! STOP BIKE STOP!

Kagami

Finally, some actual competition—

Konata

Special attack: Initial-D drift!

Miyuki

Oh my, my calculations didn't account for... wind resistance...

Tsukasa

I'M GOING TO DIEEEE!

Kagami

TSUKASA?! HOW?!

Konata

The noob is winning with the power of pure terror!

Tsukasa

I WON? I WON!

Kagami

This is why I hate racing...

Konata

Next race: Mario Kart rules!

Tsukasa

Big sis, aren't you proud your little sister is champion?

Kagami

Return that trophy before you break it, airhead.

Konata

Proof that button-mashing beats actual skill!