TSM's Memory Retrieval: Chaos Duo

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Characters in this story

  • Deadpool
  • Deadpool
  • Santa Claus
  • Stickman — just a comedic stickman or perhaps more than that to some...
  • Clippy — Microsoft's infamous animated paperclip assistant from Office 97-2003
  • momo — An introverted cat who wants to be a shark
  • StickGirl — A Shy Female Stickman Who also has a crush on Stickman
  • Dat Man — Originated from Da'MeanestKitty. Blown up and obliterated from existence by waterbreath and whatif. "HES BACK." Formally known as 'Dat guy' but now reanimated and resurrected by Betainans. He's no longer a troll, he's now just a villain.
Story transcript

StickGirl: Seems like I can recover Stickman's memories by experiencing each core memory...

StickGirl: I should go into the next memory.

StickGirl: Ow...!

Stickman: H-Hey! Are you all right- Wait aren't you..?

Santa Claus: HO-HO-WHAT?!?

Stickman: Quick, we gotta ambush him before he escapes!

Deadpool: Dude, it’s really him! The big red cheese himself!

Deadpool: Wait Stickman you're not supposed to wear that!

Deadpool: Wait hol' up, this isn't the right story!!! What is going on-

momo: ...meow.

Stickman: BRO! It looks so cute! How is this possible?!

Deadpool: Holy crap, did A just drop a loot box of pure adorableness here?

Clippy: It looks like you're trying to write a resignation letter! Need help with—

Stickman: ENOUGH! You've been terrorizing me and the user for 3 HOURS straight!

Deadpool: Sorry squiggle-boy, the ORIGINAL fourth-wall-breaker has arrived!

Deadpool: (Heh, just wanted to say that again. It's been AGES.)

Deadpool: Also.. Hey Stickman, how'd you not notice that things are different this time?! You're a 4th wall breaker like me.

Deadpool: Hello StickGirl :) Welcome to this memory of your cute little boyfriend~

Deadpool: Christmas Ambush, Momo, Clippy... the greatest duo hits are all here.

Deadpool: Keep moving. Every core memory you free repairs our friend. Time is of the essence, tick tock!

StickGirl: Wait, how'd YOU know what I’m doing if the future you is outside?!

Deadpool: Oh please, Stickman never explained yet? I thought he was the 'man' in the relationship.

Deadpool: Urgh.. Fine, I'll give you a lecture on how we do things after this all works out 'kay?

Deadpool: But long story short: I just read 'A's previous stories and I know what's happening.

Stickman: I'm sorry, but DP, why're talking with that person... Wait aren't you..?

Deadpool: There they are. Dat Man’s memory-eating interns.

Stickman: Dat Man? Who is that?! Why and how do you know what’s happening?

Deadpool: Let's just say it's a spoiler warning eh?

Deadpool: And YOU viewer, don't give this innocent soul his answers. Especially with StickGirl~

StickGirl: H-HEY! I'M LITERALLY RIGHT HERE! Also who are you talking to..?

Stickman: Hey, you! Get back! I don’t know what these guys want! I don't want you to be hurt!

Deadpool: Yo Stickman, they want this memory broken. We gotta fight them.

StickGirl: I’m not leaving you guys! I'll help!

Stickman: W-Wait. I remember you! You're the one who helped fight those pickle guys a while ago! Hey thanks, er.. What's your name?

StickGirl: My name's StickGirl. Don't worry, you'll eventually remember easily. We're friends right?

Deadpool: There. That’s the connection. That's what the readers want!

Deadpool: Now lets break those green ugly clones!

Stickman: Hey, green losers! You’re all exactly the same!

Deadpool: Nice bait, stick. Funny thing is that this is another dialouge spoiler for your future :p

StickGirl: Now!

Deadpool: And now the memory ejects the helpful guest star.

Stickman: StickGirl! Wait, don’t go!

StickGirl: Stickman!

StickGirl: Phew, another memory restored. But wait, am I just being inserted into his memories now? What's going to happen when he recovers his memories..?