Triple Shinobu attack confusion - Monogatari series
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Story transcript
Oshino Shinobu: What is this? Who are you two imposters?
Oshino Shinobu: How dare you take my form! I am the one and only Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade!
Oshino Shinobu: Oh please, I'm clearly the superior version. My bond with Koyomi is far deeper than yours could ever be.
Oshino Shinobu: After all, I've known him the longest.
Oshino Shinobu: Ridiculous! I'm the one who shares blood with him. Our bond transcends your petty relationships.
Araragi Koyomi: Wait, wait, wait! How is this even possible? You're all the same person!
Araragi Koyomi: Some kind of time paradox? Alternate dimensions?
Oshino Shinobu: Koyomi, tell them I'm the one you truly care for! After all, remember all those nights we've spent together?
Oshino Shinobu: Ignore her, Ka Ka. You know I'm the one who understands you best. We've been through so much together.
Hachikuji Mayoi: Araragi-san, congratulations on achieving the impossible - a harem consisting of just one girl!
Hachikuji Mayoi: Is this what they call 'loving yourself' taken to the extreme?
Araragi Koyomi: This must be some kind of punishment for my sins... or a very confusing reward?
Araragi Koyomi: Hachikuji! Don't just stand there commentating! Help me!