Satan: Step into the ring, boy. Let's see what that soul of yours is worth.
Ichigo: Tch... he's fast for something that big.
Satan: Heh, is this all you can muster, boy. If so, then I am very disappointed.
Ichigo: I'm just… getting started.
Satan: Good, because I am too.
Mammon: Oi, this bloke's already done! Easiest bet I ever won.
Leviathan: Pathetic. He doesn't DESERVE to stand in this arena.
Asmodeus: Mmm, such a shame. He had a lovely face before Satan rearranged it.
Beelzebub: Easy there, Ozzie. you wouldn’t want your dear Froggie jealous.
Asmodeus: Ha, true. especially with that sweet berry is about to be jam once Satan is through with him.
Mammon: 10 grand say he does get turned to bloody jam.
Asmodeus: Oh, you’re on, Mammon.
Stolas: You think, the boy will stand the chance?
Lucifer: No if he’s holding back.
Stolas: You can tell?
Lucifer: Of course, he’s worried that by going all, he’ll risk causing damage again.
Zangetsu: Get up, King. You didn't come all the way to Hell just to die on your knees.
Ichigo: Shut up, I can do this.
Zangetsu: Oh please, you’re holding back, I can tell. what? you’re afraid you’ll bust the gates again.
Zangetsu: you know the last time, you and I weren’t still in good terms, right. You can definitely control
Zangetsu: So stop being a wuss and kick the devil’s ass already. unless your giving up and awaiting damnation?
Zangetsu: and what would Orihime and little Kazui think when they learn you’re damned in Hell for all eternity
Ichigo: Damn it, I hate it when you’re right
Zangetsu: So are you gonna quit and be Satan’s bitch?
Ichigo: Hell no!
Ichigo: Bankai! Tensa Zangetsu!
Zangetsu: Now that’s more like it!
Lucifer: There it is.
Stolas: So what are his chances now?
Lucifer: Very good.
Stolas: for Ichigo, right? Or for Satan?
Lucifer: Yes
Ichigo: GETSUGA... TENSHO!
Satan: GAH!!!!
Mammon: What the, he bloody wounded Satan, I don’t believe it!
Asmodeus: Looks like you owe me 10’000 souls, Mammon.
Beelzebub: Both of us.
Mammon: *grrr* smart Alec Rooster
Satan: Heh... hehahaha! Well I'll be damned. I yield, boy. You earned it.
Satan: according to the trials of combat, you are cleared of the charges placed against you.
Ichigo: That’s it, I can go now?
Satan: Don't look so relieved, boy. Winning the fight was the easy part.
Satan: You are cleared of the charges for the Gate’s destruction and the Soul King’s murder, but you left a HUGE mess in it’s wake.
Ichigo: ...Of course it would be this easy. So what now?