Trackside Sparkles Guard Our Oblivious Sunbeam

Tiana Namatsua

Race you to the fountain, Etsu! Loser buys melon bread!

Etsudo Tatchibana

Tiana, we don't have to run. We just need to do three laps around the track.

Unui 'Alt' Kana

She's going to burn out before the second loop...

Unui 'Alt' Kana

How... does she have... so much energy?!

Etsudo Tatchibana

That's just Tiana being Tiana.

Tiana Namatsua

Come on, slowpokes! The wind feels amazing today!

Etsudo Tatchibana

Kana... look at the bleachers...

Unui 'Alt' Kana

Of course. They're like vultures circling fresh meat.

Tiana Namatsua

Why are you two flanking me? Are we playing formation running?

Etsudo Tatchibana

Something like that. Just stay between us, okay?

Unui 'Alt' Kana

This is exhausting... protecting an airhead from hormonal disasters...

Boy 1

Dude, check out pink-tails! She's running like she's in an anime!

Boy 2

Those physics defy all laws of nature...

Boy 3

You idiots, her friends are glaring at us...

Tiana Namatsua

That was amazing! I feel like I could run forever!

Etsudo Tatchibana

Tiana... we're literally your bodyguards against the male population...

Unui 'Alt' Kana

At least... we survived... another day... protecting the national treasure...