Towering Tease at the Cursed Game Shop

Wiz

Welcome! I just... might have set something on fire again...

Kazuma

Great, we're definitely getting cursed today.

Franky Topaz

Relax, short-stack. What's the worst that could happen?

Franky Topaz

This 'Dragon's Debt' game... why does the dragon look like he's filing taxes?

Wiz

Oh, that's actually a cursed accounting simulator... very popular with demons!

Kazuma

Of course it is. Why would we want a normal game?

Kazuma

We just wanted Uno. Normal, human Uno.

Franky Topaz

Technically I'm human. Just... vertically enhanced.

Wiz

I have 'Uno: Abyssal Edition!' The cards scream your secrets!

Kazuma

Give it here, you overgrown—

Franky Topaz

Aw, you're so cute when you're vertically challenged.

Wiz

Should I ring this up as a couple's purchase?

Kazuma

WE'RE NOT A COUPLE!

Franky Topaz

Yeah, I have standards. Like... being able to reach the top shelf.

Wiz

Oh, my mistake! The cursed hand-holding cards must be malfunctioning...