Too Tall to Lose

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Characters in this story

  • Gold Ship
  • Haaland — Erling Haaland. A chill guy as walking meme that’s like cousin of goldship from umamusume
Story transcript

Gold Ship: Tall? Sure. But are you horse-girl tall?

Haaland: I was told I am the strongest one here.

Gold Ship: Head down! Become the wind!

Haaland: Like this?

Gold Ship: New rule! The Gold Ship Rule!

Haaland: You made that after I passed you.

Haaland: Do they make a taller trophy?

Gold Ship: It is a commemorative cup!