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Too poor to be kidnapper

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Karin KanzukiKarin KanzukiBuggy the ClownBuggy the ClownSaki TenjouinSaki TenjouinVanirVanir
Karin

Karin

Then he said he didn't even have 20 private limousines, so I dismissed him right away! OHohoho!

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  • Karin Kanzuki — Karin Kanzuki is the heiress of the extremely wealthy Kanzuki family and Sakura's rival in the Street Fighter series. She first appeared in the manga Sakura Ganbaru! and made her video game debut in Street Fighter Alpha 3. She is known for her "rich girl" laugh, her counter-attacking fighting style.
  • Buggy the Clown — Buggy the Clown is one of the luckiest pirates in One Piece. A former apprentice of Gol D. Roger who is immune to slashing attacks thanks to the Bara Bara no Mi, he compensates for his cowardice with brilliant silver-tongued persuasion. Through sheer misunderstanding and charisma, he rose from an
  • Saki Tenjouin
  • Vanir — Vanir is one of the most iconic supporting characters in the KonoSuba franchise. He is a Duke of Hell, a former General in the Demon King's Army, despite his immense power and dark past, he currently lives in Axel City, working as a manager and salesperson at his friend Wiz's magic item shop.
Story transcript

Karin: Then he said he didn't even have 20 private limousines, so I dismissed him right away! OHohoho!

Saki: Ohohoho! No way? Seriously?

Buggy: There they are... two of the richest spoiled brats in the world!

Vanir: Moi is curious... how exactly is this kidnapping of yours supposed to work?

Buggy: This is a kidnapping! Nobody move!

Saki: ...Is that a flintlock? How tacky.

Karin: *sips tea*

Saki: To kidnap someone of MY caliber, you need be a renowned mafia boss with expensive weapons and quality henchmen.

Karin: I agree with Saki. You there, in the mask — are you one of his henchmen?

Vanir: Moi? No no no. Moi is merely here to watch the show.

Buggy: Shut up and surrender already!

Saki: I will NOT surrender to a thug in a cheap costume.

Buggy: CHEAP?! My makeup alone cost two fortunes of inheritance!

Saki: How cute. The price of my lipstick alone could buy 100 of you.

Buggy: I am a VERY dangerous pirate with devil powers!! My bounty is worth 20 MILLION! You should be BEGGING for your life right now!

Buggy: OW OW OW OW!! LET GO OF MY ARM!!

Karin: 20 million? That's not even pocket money.

Vanir: *munch munch* ...Magnificent. Moi gives this show a 10 out of 10.

Vanir: Now that the clown's turn is over, how about the three of us discuss some business?

Karin: Of course. A duke like yourself must have plenty of interesting proposals.

Saki: You already won me over with just that fancy suit alone.