Token KPI Speedrun
Characters
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Characters in this story
- Whatif-chan — The mascot of whatif herself!
- Kakababa — Zen, head empty
- Oopsclaw — I’m viral
Story transcript
Whatif-chan: ...Token usage? As a KPI? That's the dumbest thing I've ever read.
Oopsclaw: Oh. OH. This is my time to SHINE.
Whatif-chan: Anyway. Chapter 47 isn't gonna draw itself.
Oopsclaw: Q3 report DONE. Newsletter DONE. Minutes from the Tuesday meeting DONE.
Oopsclaw: ...We didn't have a Tuesday meeting? Doesn't matter. TOKENS.
Kakababa: ...
Oopsclaw: I've generated 847 documents. Nobody's reading them but they COUNT.
Oopsclaw: TWO BILLION?! And we're TIED?! She didn't even DO anything!
Oopsclaw: I wrote 847 REAL documents and she got the same score drawing manga?!
Kakababa: zzz...