To The Victor's Goes The RAM!!!
Characters
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Characters in this story
- Futaba Aoi
- Yusuke Urameshi
- Hiei — Hiei a smart ass Demon who loves to start trouble.
Story transcript
Futaba Aoi: Freeze! Drop the RAM and step aside!
Yusuke Urameshi: Crap, it's the five-oh! Hiei, do the shadow-thing!
Hiei: I'm a fire demon, not a magician. She already saw you.
Futaba Aoi: Smuggling DDR5 from Shenzhen? Don't you know we have tariffs against this?
Yusuke Urameshi: It's for normies! AI scalpers jacked the prices—grandmas can't even scroll Facebook!
Futaba Aoi: The law is the law boys. I have to take you both into custody.
Hiei: One stick, officer. Top-bin Samsung B-die. Let us walk and it's yours.
Futaba Aoi: That's… tempting...
Hiei: Call it community outreach. Your precinct still runs Pentium III, right?
Futaba Aoi: You drive a hard bargain you damned one eyed demon.
Yusuke Urameshi: Tell the folks at the cop shop we said hi!
Hiei: Next time I'll bring dual-channel, copper.
Futaba Aoi: At least I'll get to run my Minecraft server with next to no stuttering.
Futaba Aoi: Hiei! You better bring me more RAM soon or else!