Tiny Emperor Claims Couch Throne

Golderia

Oh, sweetie, I can taste your controller's fear already.

Titae'Nium

Smack-talk now, kneel later, glitter-buffoon.

Ironie

Someone's about to get dunked!

Titae'Nium

Ruler of the short people demands... a perfect KO.

Golderia

Silveria, tell me I pressed block!

Silveria

Blocking requires timely input, not wishful thinking.

Ironie

Plot twist—Goldie's never blocked in his life.

Titae'Nium

Game, set, tiny emperor!

Silveria

I suppose the shortest throne now sits tallest.

Titae'Nium

Bow before me, peasants—

Golderia

Rematch. Street Fighter. Next week.

Titae'Nium

...I'll still lose.

Titae'Nium

Two wins today, peasants! First Elsearia, now this glitter-giant.

Golderia

Wait, wait—back up. You beat our mistress?

Titae'Nium

What? She tried to bribe me, wanted me to stop Steeleo's glow-up!

Silveria

And your response was violence?

Titae'Nium

No-no-no, I beat her in thumb wars! Thumb wars!

Ironie

You mean... you didn't suplex our centuries-old mistress?

Golderia

Oh honey, the mental image—Elsearia in a tiny headlock!

Titae'Nium

I HAVE STANDARDS. Also she terrifies me.

Silveria

The emperor of short people, victorious only in digit-based combat.

Ironie

So you gonna tell her you spilled the beans about Steeleo?

Titae'Nium

...I need to find a very deep, very hidden broom closet.

Golderia

Or... we could all tell her together. Safety in numbers, tiny emperor.

Titae'Nium

I hate all of you so much right now.

Ironie

Group apology party at the frat house! I'll bring the thumb-war rematch treaty.