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Tiny Condom

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Trouble_Verse

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Kazuma SatouKazuma SatouWizWizPerfect CellPerfect CellVanirVanir
Vanir

Vanir

WELCOME! What can I get for you today?!

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Characters in this story

  • Kazuma Satou
  • Wiz
  • Perfect Cell
  • Vanir — Vanir is one of the most iconic supporting characters in the KonoSuba franchise. He is a Duke of Hell, a former General in the Demon King's Army, despite his immense power and dark past, he currently lives in Axel City, working as a manager and salesperson at his friend Wiz's magic item shop.
Story transcript

Vanir: WELCOME! What can I get for you today?!

Kazuma: H-hey... I need, uh... one of those... you know...

Vanir: OH! A CONDOM! WHAT TYPE WOULD YOU LIKE?!

Kazuma: Shhh!! Any type is fine! I just want to leave!

Vanir: Any type? Alright then! HEY! YOU USELESS LOGISTICS!

Vanir: Grab any condom for the shy boy here!

Wiz: Any type? Would the tiny size work?

Vanir: No no, that's too small for him! Get a bigger one!

Wiz: How do you know? Did you see his... thing?

Vanir: I don't know. Hey, kid! What size is your junk? Small or big?

Kazuma: I don't know... Medium?!

Vanir: He said medium!

Wiz: Medium? Are you sure? I think his is small...

Vanir: Small? Hey kid, she says yours is small. Can you confirm?

Kazuma: OH MY GOD!! JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN CONDOMS ALREADY!!

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