Tifa's Booty Warrior Raid
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Story transcript
Tifa: Oh Cloud~ I been waitin' for you all day, baby.
Cloud: T-Tifa? What are you doing?
Barret: Girl's finally lost it! This better than pay-per-view!
Tifa: You know what I'm lookin' for, Cloud. I likes ya and I wants ya. We could do this the easy way or the hard way.
Aerith: Tifa, maybe we should go about this... differently?
Cloud: (This is definitely about the Honey Bee Inn incident...)
Tifa: You gonna give it up easy, or do I gotta take what I want?
Cloud: W-wait! Tifa, I'm still sore from the other day. Please...
Barret: Boy runnin' scared! Tifa, you a damn menace!
Aerith: (I need to stop this, but I can't. I got flowers to deliver.)
Tifa: This here? This is mine now.
Cloud: (She's not actually going to— Hey that's my-)
Tifa: Go on, Cloud. Say something. I dare you.
Cloud: I... I don't think this is appropriate, Tifa.
Barret: Gotta document this for posterity. "Day 47: Subject still hasn't learned to assert dominance."
Aerith: Cloud, why do you let her treat you like a rare materia?
Cloud: I can't say just yet.
Tifa: (Wait... is Aeirth catching on?)
Barret: Hold up! What's really going on here?
Aerith: Cloud, that card in your pocket. What is it?
Cloud: It's nothing important.
Barret: Boy, you better start talking. What's with all the secrets?
Cloud: (They can't know. Not like this.)
Aerith: Then let me see it myself.
Cloud: (No!)
Tifa: Oh my Gaia!
Barret: Couples therapy? Y'all been going to therapy together?
Cloud: She thought roleplaying would help me open up. I just... didn't want anyone to know.
Aerith: (The things we do for love... and mental health.)
Tifa: Dr. Martinez said taking charge would help Cloud communicate better with me.
Cloud: I... I didn't expect you to go full Fleece Johnson, Tifa. I liked it though.
Tifa: But you like it when I get aggressive, don't you?
Cloud: Yeah....
Aerith: You two couldn't just ask for advice? We've been friends longer than your therapist.
Barret: Man, I thought Cloud was just being weird! Turns out y'all role playing.
Tifa: Next round's on me. For putting up with our weird therapy homework.
Aerith: To Cloud finally learning to use his words. And Tifa learning subtlety isn't always the answer.
Cloud: (Maybe being vulnerable isn't so bad... when you have people who care enough to chase you across the bar.)