Tiana got the wrong Magical Girl VHS

Etsudo Tatchibana

People still rent these? It's thicker than my math textbook...

Tiana Namatsua

Sis's friends say vintage is cooler! Plus it came with free rewinding privileges!

Kintsugi Tachibana

Carrots taste better than obsolete media... crunch.

Etsudo Tatchibana

T-Tiana, where did you find this?! It isn't the sparkly magical-girl marathon we planned...

Tiana Namatsua

I got it from old Mr.Uekina's rental store. The cover has pink wings! That counts, right, Etsu?

Kintsugi Tachibana

They're large males approaching... Heartbeats elevating... probably your sister's 'wrestling' partners.

Etsudo Tatchibana

If they see us with this tape they'll think we're into—

Tiana Namatsua

Movie night with big bros? Sounds fun!

TV audio

Let's purify the world—WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE!

Etsudo Tatchibana

This is definitely not shojo…

Kintsugi Tachibana

Artistic. Reminds me of fertilizing roses.

Scar-faced yakuza

Boss's kid sister is watching psycho magical-girls… I dont want Amea to blame me for this...

Tiana Namatsua

Wanna join? There's twenty-three more tapes!

Etsudo Tatchibana

Next weekend we're streaming Studio Ghibli and only Ghibli…