Thumb-War of Gods and Goons
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Azure Heart
Put down the pillow, mortal. I asked for champions, not collectors.
Norman the God of Gooning
B-But goddess, this is my sacred text—er, textile!
Titae'Nium
News flash, floaty: the short emperor answers to NO ONE!
Azure Heart
Stand aside, Norman. He shattered my cathedral.
Norman the God of Gooning
Maybe we settle this with… a thumb-war tournament? Best two-of-three?
Titae'Nium
Fine—but I get to pick the thumb.
Azure Heart
Very well. If the short emperor loses, he rebuilds my nave. If he wins…
Norman the God of Gooning
A-and if I lose?
Titae'Nium
You become my new wrestling practice dummy—cute pillow and all.
Azure Heart
Deal. Try not to get pinned, champion of thighs.