Three Knuckleheads Mourn Rap

Yusuke Urameshi

Another track about money, cars, girls… and the beat sounds like my neighbor's blender.

Ichigo

Rap used to punch holes in the system—now it's just TikTok bait with the depth of a puddle.

Naruto

Oi, relax, some day a new generation will fix the genre after we finish these sodas, believe it!

Yusuke Urameshi

It's all flex, no fight. Where's the spirit? The back-alley poetry?

Ichigo

We went from 'The Message' to 'Buy my crypto.' Progress, huh?

Naruto

Then let's drag it back! Spit bars about ramen prices, shadow clones, hollows—whatever hits home!

Ichigo

Might work… if someone can rhyme 'Getsuga Tensho' without tripping.

Yusuke Urameshi

I'll battle you right now—loser buys the next can.

Naruto

Deal—but if we crash the charts, we drop our tracks under the band name 'Three Knuckleheads.'

Ichigo

…Eh, we'll allow it.

Yusuke Urameshi

...Don't tell Kuwabara. He'll never let me live it down.