Three girls; Post Christmas talk of lost buttons

Unui 'Alt' Kana

I keep expecting the replacement button to surrender too, Namatsua-san. Yesterday's fireworks were... educational.

Tiana Namatsua

It was my favorite Mew Mew button, Kana-chan. Not the mountains' fault the plastic was traitor-grade.

Etsudo Tatchibana

Volume, please! If sensei walks in on boob-button talk we're toast.

Tiana Namatsua

But Etsu, nobody's here yet. Besides, Kana was laughing so loud yesterday when Morie-kun's nose started to bleed from my button flying off.

Unui 'Alt' Kana

Tell you what—trade me one autograph from yesterday's 'twin-peaks premiere' and I'll sew you a titanium button. Deal?

Tiana Namatsua

Really? You can do magical-girl-grade crafting? Yay! I'll even gift you my last pudding!

Etsudo Tatchibana

Uug... {I am surrounded by otherworldly entites, aliens, and crazy people} Why are my two friends like this...

Unui 'Alt' Kana

Relax, Etsu-chan. Your crush got the stereotypical nosebleed during Karaoke, and I'm pretty sure that counts as a confession in shojo rules.

Tiana Namatsua

Ceremony time! We'll bless the new button with the pudding before first period. Morie-kun can be honorary priest—he's already proven holy blood flow!

Etsudo Tatchibana

…I'm transferring to Mars.

Etsudo Tatchibana

T-Tiana... how can you be so calm about Morie-kun seeing your... your chest like that?

Tiana Namatsua

But Etsu, my bra was on. It's the same as a swimsuit, right?

Unui 'Alt' Kana

No complaints here, Namatsua-san. The view was quite... educational. Like a Christmas miracle.

Tiana Namatsua

Really? You liked my bra? It's my favorite one—has little flowers on it!

Unui 'Alt' Kana

Lovely choice. Do they come in smaller sizes, or is that a mountain-climbing model only?

Etsudo Tatchibana

K-Kana! Are you serious about wanting a bra style similar to that?

Tiana Namatsua

Oh! We should all get matching ones! Bra sisters! It'll be like our friendship bracelets, but underneath!

Etsudo Tatchibana

I want to be buried instead... this is too much...

Unui 'Alt' Kana

Bra sisters? You know what, Namatsua-san? You're accidentally brilliant. Count me in—Etsu-chan's face alone is worth the price of admission.

Tiana Namatsua

I'll text Amea-nee for the shop address! She gets our bras custom-made because we can't use regular sizes from stores.