Three-Captain Roast of a Fallen God

Ichigo

Tch... still not enough...!

Aizen

How quaint. The substitute crumbles while dreaming of miracles.

Ukitake

Stand up, Ichigo. Even the brightest sun needs clouds to shield it.

Ichigo

Captain Ukitake?! You should be in—

Ukitake

Fourth Division? Please, paperwork can wait. Drama cannot.

Shunsui

My my, Aizen-kun... bullying kids? And here I thought you had standards.

Aizen

Kyoraku. Always arriving fashionably late to your own funeral.

Shunsui

Better late than on time for yours.

Ichigo

But your illness—

Ukitake

Lungs aren't needed for one good swing, boy.

Shunsui

Think of it as a tag-team, Ichigo-kun. You lead, we ruin his hair.

Aizen

You think numbers change fate? I am—

Ukitake

—getting sloppy.

Shunsui

—getting sloppy.

Ichigo

Hey Aizen... ever get hit by a sunbeam through broken clouds?

Aizen

...What?