Thirsty God, Free Drinks, Zero Rizz
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Norman the God of Gooning
Ladies! I-I brought you this... it's from my garden... I mean, Cthulhu's garden... he said it would work...
Leina
A god of... what was it again? Thighology?
Sekhmet
How adorable. He thinks that's enough to impress warriors.
Norman the God of Gooning
I-I've traveled across dimensions! I could show you both the cosmos! We could be... a thruple?
Leina
Tell you what, champion. Buy us drinks every night for a month, and maybe we'll consider it.
Sekhmet
He's actually going for it. They always do.
Norman the God of Gooning
Yes! Anything for my future wives! I'll even throw in my limited edition body pillow collection!
Sekhmet
Such devotion. But first, you must prove yourself worthy... starting with tomorrow's tab.
Leina
And maybe learn to hold your flower right-side up.
Norman the God of Gooning
W-wait, upside-down? Oh gods, Cthulhu said that was the right way! I'll fix this! I'll be back!
Leina
Bring more gold next time, husband-material!
Sekhmet
Think he'll last the week?
Leina
With that flower technique? He'll be bankrupt by Tuesday.
Norman the God of Gooning
Don't worry! I have unlimited divine credit! The cosmos is my bank!
Sekhmet
Did he just... did he reverse the flower?
Leina
We've created the ultimate simp. Even the gods couldn't design better.
Sekhmet
Shall we tell him we prefer women?
Leina
Where's the fun in that? Besides, free drinks.