Thigh-Sigil of the Lonely God
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Ayaki
Multiversal anomaly registered at these coordinates… yet all I detect is expired ramen and unwashed gym socks.
Kamie the Angel
Maybe the corruption's hiding under the laundry mountain. Shall I smite it?
Norman the God of Gooning
W-Who's demolishing my waifu sanctuary?!
Norman the God of Gooning
State your thigh– uh, your business!
Ayaki
Task-force inspection. Lower the pillow, citizen.
Kamie the Angel
He smells like desperation and cheese puffs.
Ayaki
Anomaly spike: 9001% above baseline.
Norman the God of Gooning
That's just my… uh… collectible energy!
Kamie the Angel
Collectible or degenerate?
Ayaki
This sigil predates your universe, yet it's tuned to… hormonal resonance.
Norman the God of Gooning
Please don't tell me my browser history is cosmic.
Kamie the Angel
It's powered by yearning. Pure, distilled, unfiltered yearning.
Ayaki
We can neutralize it—
Norman the God of Gooning
Wait! If you shut it down, my only chance of seeing real thighs— I mean, saving the world— vanishes!
Ayaki
Fine. Maintain the sigil, but you're now a monitored anomaly. Quarterly reports.
Kamie the Angel
Congrats, you're officially a cosmic project. Try deodorant before our first check-up.
Norman the God of Gooning
So… you'll be coming back?