Thigh-Shaped Castles Crumble at Sunset
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Subaru
We just need taller turrets than the Thigh-Guy, that's all!
Kazuma
Sure, but maybe aim for 'castle' instead of 'melted cupcake', yeah?
Norman the God of Gooning
Symmetry equals divinity… bless these thighs of sand…
Kamie the Angel
Pretty sure the contest rules said 'castle', not 'divine anatomy'.
Subaru
He's good, but we've got science on our side.
Kazuma
Correction: we've got dessert on our side.
Kamie the Angel
Thirty seconds till judging. Also—your 'tower' is sliding sideways.
Subaru
Return by Death, take me back to sand-civics class!
Norman the God of Gooning
Behold, the eternal thighs—nothing can topple—
Kazuma
And victory goes to… the only entry still standing—whatever that blob is!
Subaru
We won… with a melting cupcake.
Kazuma
Looks like thighs weren't load-bearing.