Thigh-ology Crash Course
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Norman the God of Gooning
Not again—my limited-edition Miyuki-chan is still in the dryer!
Platinum the angel knight
By divine mandate, cease your degenerate ritual!
Tiana Namatsua
Excuse me, is this where they audition for Magical Thigh Princess? I brought my own wand!
Norman the God of Gooning
It's not a ritual—it's therapeutic spiritual alignment!
Tiana Namatsua
Wow, mister, your spiritual alignment smells like my sister's boyfriend's gym socks!
Platinum the angel knight
Explain why the heavenly scanners pinpointed 'apocalyptic simp energy' at these coordinates.
Norman the God of Gooning
Maybe your GPS confused 'goon' with 'godly'? Easy mistake—both start with 'g'!
Tiana Namatsua
If this isn't the audition, can you direct me to the nearest thigh-themed magical academy?
Norman the God of Gooning
Thigh-themed, you say? I happen to be a certified professor of Thighology—
Platinum the angel knight
Touch one hair on the minor and I'll reassign you to the Cthulhu dating sim dimension.
Norman the God of Gooning
Cthulhu's single! Should I set them up? Tentacle-twin-tail fusion could revolutionize—
Tiana Namatsua
Ooo, does he like magical girls too? I have extra sparkles!
Platinum the angel knight
I'm calling in a universe reset—someone pass the brain bleach.