THEY MADE A VOW THEIR MOTHER WILL BE FOUND

Big Sis Tsukishima

One more diode and the town forgets gravity ever existed—

Luigi Vendetta

Signorina, your sibling requests a cease-and-desist regarding cosmic sabotage.

Big Sis Tsukishima

Cute. Does the mafia still believe in bedtime stories?

Luigi Vendetta

Big sisters shouldn't bully or degrade—

Big Sis Tsukishima

I'll fold spacetime before you finish the chorus, kid.

Luigi Vendetta

Be sugar sweet, not lem—

Big Sis Tsukishima

Oops, corrupted your audio codec.

Luigi Vendetta

Do not partake in sibling rivalry—

Big Sis Tsukishima

Impossible… weaponized ear-worm in 7/8 time!

Luigi Vendetta

Grazie. My client will sleep peacefully.

Big Sis Tsukishima

Tell Shijima reality ships with a patch tomorrow… featuring mandatory kazoo solos.