The Z-list golden youtuber visits Gensokyo

Gold (Unmasked)

Yo, what’s up, Goldrusher187 here! I just found a real-deal Shinto shrine—time to drop some knowledge!

Gold (Unmasked)

Fun fact: every shrine has a spirit that loves foreign currency. Haha! I'm so konnichiwa for knowing Japanese culture!

Reimu

Outsider, you’re loud enough to wake the kami. State your business.

Marisa

And maybe return whatever you ‘borrowed’ before Reimu boils over.

Gold (Unmasked)

Just… enriching cultural relations? I'm just trying to show my viewer show cultured I am. Like I'm pretty sure this is a donation box, so take a coin.

Reimu

A generous pilgrim! Please, honored guest, step inside for tea.

Marisa

Well that was a quick switch up. I guess you are desperate for some cash, aren't you?

Gold (Unmasked)

Chat, did I just unlock paid DLC? Also personal space!

Reimu

Hush now, I'm just gonna serve you tea and discuss a possible subscription to the shrine.

Gold (Unmasked)

Tastes like hot leaf water… but cultural immersion, right chat?

Marisa

Kid, you look twelve. Parents let you vlog alone?

Gold (Unmasked)

I'm twenty-one! Cursed with eternal youth—great for YouTube algorithm.

Reimu

Goldrusher187 with 2.3 million subscribers? Such modesty!

Gold (Unmasked)

Wait, that's not—my channel's got like 49—

Marisa

49 subscribers!? Man, we thought you were a big deal... Hey, your phone seems expensive so you're probably rich.

Reimu

A generous donation requires… proportional hospitality. Gensokyo tour, premium package?

Gold (Unmasked)

I may have money but there's no way I would waste-

Reimu

Exclusive footage of spell-card battles, rare youkai encounters, my shrine blessed for free!

Gold (Unmasked)

Chat, we're getting insider access! This content's gonna break the algorithm!

Reimu

Half now, half after. Standard shrine policy for… spiritual protection.

Marisa

Protection from her debt collectors, more like.

Gold (Unmasked)

Money well spent! Can't wait to meet that nine-tailed fox everyone mentions—

Reimu

Actually, we're starting with the safer locations first. Very safe. Like my donation box.