the yellow haired baddies
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Story transcript
Lumine: Lost again? We're literally standing on the only yellow-blond population in three worlds.
Traveler: I'm not lost. I'm... optimizing our sibling-reunion logistics.
Naruko: Believe it—another yellow-head! You two related to the Nine-Tails or just hoarding sunshine in your hair?
Traveler: Wh—who jumps out of nowhere yelling about tails?!
Darkness: A fellow blonde warrior! Let us spar until bruises bloom—purely for honor, of course.
Naruko: You sound like Bushy-Brows on festival day. I like you, armor-girl!
Traveler: We're not recruiting for a 'Blonde Battalion,' guys. I just want my sister back.
Lumine: Too late. Congratulations, big bro—you're the captain now.
Traveler: Next time we ask for directions, I'm picking the quiet road.
Naruko: And I'm picking the ramen stand—captain's treat, right?
Darkness: Please let the bill be enormous…