The Valentino's Wrath

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Characters in this story

  • Vox
  • Valentino — Valentino (Val) is one of the main antagonists in the adult animated series Hazbin Hotel. He is one of the powerful Overlords of Hell and commands the adult entertainment industry in Pentagram City.
  • Dia
  • Vincent Whittman — Vox’s human identity before his death.
Story transcript

Valentino: My dignity... my supremacy... my studio... my patience...

Valentino: Everything stripped from me that day because of those... little pipsqueaks.

Vox: Oh, what a stud. I could stare at you all day.

Valentino: Getting a hard-on over your own photo again, Vox?

Valentino: My reputation is on the line because of those four-boys! You were supposed to be tracking them down!!

Vox: Forget about them; they're just brats.

Valentino: They took Caesar!

Vox: So what? Buggy didn't even care about him.

Valentino: It's not about Buggy! We needed Caesar's chemical expertise with love potions!

Valentino: Valentine's Day is coming up! It's the time of year when we make the most profit selling sex toys!

Vox: Ah, we don't need potions! We can excite them with the power of screens!

Valentino: Believe me, I know about perverts. You won't get far with those edited model photos.

Vox: How do you know they were edited?

Valentino: It's obvious, darling. Velvette doesn't have boobs that big.

Valentino: Idiot!!

Valentino: I'm going to grab those morons and make them suck off my gun.